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Check your love
Written By Naveen on Friday, 27 May 2011 | 14:06
Do you what to know your Love percentage... check here...
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Download Unlimited from Rapidshare
Written By Naveen on Friday, 7 January 2011 | 12:53
Steps:
1] Start ur first download & after it got downloaded.
2] When u want to start 2nd download then there is usually time limit of 100secs[depends upon the download speed & size]
3] Here is the trick for not waiting.
Before starting 2nd download disconnect u'r net & reconnect and start the download again[by refreshing the page]
WORKS FINE!!!!ENJOY
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Free Bumper Stickers and More..
Free Bumper Stickers, Logo Decals and More...
Click here to Fill-out the form and get the free sample(s) you have requested. There is no obligation to receive free samples.
Enjoy...
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Earn upto Rs. 1500 pm with PaisaLive.com!
Written By Naveen on Saturday, 25 December 2010 | 12:13
Hi ,
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It’s really amazing! You get paid to open & read the contents of PaisaLive mails. You also receive special discount coupons, promotions and free passes to various events in your city.
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Create your PaisaLive Account & refer your friends to earn launch referral bonus on every new registration.
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Liquid TShirt..
Written By Naveen on Saturday, 18 December 2010 | 11:09
Do You Like T-Shirts?
T-Shirts are the stylish fits for this millenium infact for this century....
But After This Decade there is new stylish wardrobe coming its the same like Tshirt But it is Liquid Tshirt..
Liquid TShirt..
T-shirts like a second skin?
Now it is reality. Dr. Manel Torres spent ten years on the development of liquid cotton.
Now, when he’s ready, he placed it in the aerosol,
and voila! T-shirt is ready....
source:Icl
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Fun o! fun with mugs!
Written By Naveen on Thursday, 9 December 2010 | 06:13
Musical :
Sports :
Animals :
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Free sample of Goodknight Naturals
Written By Naveen on Wednesday, 10 November 2010 | 09:11
Hi Amigos,
Click here..
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Get Free Smile Cards...
Written By Naveen on Sunday, 7 November 2010 | 08:39
Get some free pre-printed smile cards.
smile cards began appearing all around the world. They are markers of a newfangled game of tag, where "you're it" because someone has done something nice for you.
Simply fill out the order form Here.
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Dont Mess With Engineers…
SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI):
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes
Away.....
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE
ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, don't mess with Engineers…
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7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets..
Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come......
When TC arrives,
All 7 Engineers get in one toilet so when TC knocks, one hand come out with the ticket and the TC goes
Away.....
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE
SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA):
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equal"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..
TC arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE
ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in Engg. Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined
SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.
This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick.
ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time...
SO TC Comes.. All Engineers showed their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........
Conclusion: Technically intelligent people are genius, don't mess with Engineers…
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World Peace B4 2021
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To Get Free World Peace Before 2021 Stickers Go To below URL:
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Surely it will be delivered (i got mine)..
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Top 7 reasons why I joined IT ...
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2) I had enjoyed my life enough.
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3) I couldn't live without tension.
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4) I wanted to pay for my sins.
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5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : Do work,Don't care about results.
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6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong.
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7) I wanted to take revenge on myself .
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Comprehending the IT guy
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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The Story of everybody
This is a story of four people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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VodaFone Delights!
Hi Amigos,
Vodafone has come out with a New Concept called DELIGHTS for their Customers where they get Special Discounts and Offers for being a part of Vodafone.. Many of you might not know that for being a part of delights on Early stage , vodafone is giving some freebie..
These Freebies Include :
100 Local Vodafone to Vodafone Night Minutes OR
100 Local SMS OR
30 Mb Free Surfing on Vodafone Live
Though the Freebies From which you can Choose only ONE , are not so Interesting but Still It is having something than having nothing right ? :D So Go and choose one among d 3..
Just go to
Visit http://vodafone.in and click on Vodafone Delights Banner or Directly Go to https://www.vodafone.in/existingusers/pages/vodafonedelights_home.aspx
On Right Side Click on Register Now and Signup (u will get code to ur mobile it might take an hour also )
After Registering , Browse through Certain Pages than at End , Vodafone will Give you the Option to Choose your Free Gift from the Above Mentioned List..
Enjoy your free offer...Vo vo Vodafone..!
Vodafone has come out with a New Concept called DELIGHTS for their Customers where they get Special Discounts and Offers for being a part of Vodafone.. Many of you might not know that for being a part of delights on Early stage , vodafone is giving some freebie..
These Freebies Include :
100 Local Vodafone to Vodafone Night Minutes OR
100 Local SMS OR
30 Mb Free Surfing on Vodafone Live
Though the Freebies From which you can Choose only ONE , are not so Interesting but Still It is having something than having nothing right ? :D So Go and choose one among d 3..
Just go to
Visit http://vodafone.in and click on Vodafone Delights Banner or Directly Go to https://www.vodafone.in/existingusers/pages/vodafonedelights_home.aspx
On Right Side Click on Register Now and Signup (u will get code to ur mobile it might take an hour also )
After Registering , Browse through Certain Pages than at End , Vodafone will Give you the Option to Choose your Free Gift from the Above Mentioned List..
Enjoy your free offer...Vo vo Vodafone..!
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Few funny Jokes..
Written By Naveen on Friday, 5 November 2010 | 10:02
Lady At Police Station:
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!
Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?
Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House..
*BUSH WAS VISITING SCHOOL. "ANY BODY WANT TO TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS?"
lITTLE ABDULLA " sIR, i HAVE 2 QUESTIONS"
1. Why you attacked Iraq?
2. Where 's Osama?
Bush "intelligent Boy , We will continue after a break".
After the break, Bush " Ok children, where did we stopr? Yes any questions?
Little Johny "Sir I have 3 questions", 1. Why you attacked Iraq? 2. Where's Osama?
and 3. Where is my friend Abdulla..?!
Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?
A 3yr old kid ws tryin2write
Dad-son wat u dng?
Son-wrtin 2my gf
dad-do u knw hw 2write??
Son-no,so wat?
My gf dsnt knw 2 read.Its lov dad,u wnt undrstnd....
Wife: Am always cooking like this means what will i get?
Husband: Soon my LIC amount will get for you.
wife: ????
Wat is guts?
Cmng home at late nite on frnd's bike, & mom waiting outside wit broomstick 2 beat.
u ask, "HI mom! Stil cleaning house ah..!"
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
Boy to Gym Coach:
I want to impress a cute Girl, which machine should I use?
.
.
.
.
.
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
What is d biggest advantage of studying in the same college where ur Girlfriend is studying?
.
.
.
..
.
1OO% Attendence. :-D
A Lady & Lion were kissing each other inside a Cage in Circus
RingMastr Askd:
Can any1 do it?
Balu:I can,but 1st take d stupid Lion out!
Sir-Why Are You Late?
:
Student-Bike Puncture!
:
Sir-Why Dont You Come By BUS?
:
:
:
Student-Im Not So Rich To Buy A BUS,
Sir!!!!...
son: doctor my mother took ant poison.
doctor: how?
son: she is having a habit of tasting before use.!!!!
Plz Find My Husbnd,
I'l Die Witout Him!
Police:
Wah!
Itna pyar?
Lady:
No,
He Is The Only Who
Earns,
Cooks,
Washes Cloths
& Cleans D House..
*BUSH WAS VISITING SCHOOL. "ANY BODY WANT TO TO ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS?"
lITTLE ABDULLA " sIR, i HAVE 2 QUESTIONS"
1. Why you attacked Iraq?
2. Where 's Osama?
Bush "intelligent Boy , We will continue after a break".
After the break, Bush " Ok children, where did we stopr? Yes any questions?
Little Johny "Sir I have 3 questions", 1. Why you attacked Iraq? 2. Where's Osama?
and 3. Where is my friend Abdulla..?!
Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?
A 3yr old kid ws tryin2write
Dad-son wat u dng?
Son-wrtin 2my gf
dad-do u knw hw 2write??
Son-no,so wat?
My gf dsnt knw 2 read.Its lov dad,u wnt undrstnd....
Wife: Am always cooking like this means what will i get?
Husband: Soon my LIC amount will get for you.
wife: ????
Wat is guts?
Cmng home at late nite on frnd's bike, & mom waiting outside wit broomstick 2 beat.
u ask, "HI mom! Stil cleaning house ah..!"
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!
Boy to Gym Coach:
I want to impress a cute Girl, which machine should I use?
.
.
.
.
.
Coach: Use the ATM machine outside the gym.
What is d biggest advantage of studying in the same college where ur Girlfriend is studying?
.
.
.
..
.
1OO% Attendence. :-D
A Lady & Lion were kissing each other inside a Cage in Circus
RingMastr Askd:
Can any1 do it?
Balu:I can,but 1st take d stupid Lion out!
Sir-Why Are You Late?
:
Student-Bike Puncture!
:
Sir-Why Dont You Come By BUS?
:
:
:
Student-Im Not So Rich To Buy A BUS,
Sir!!!!...
son: doctor my mother took ant poison.
doctor: how?
son: she is having a habit of tasting before use.!!!!
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I Dare You...
Written By Naveen on Friday, 15 October 2010 | 06:16
Hey dum..!
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Cheating Wife!
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.
"What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 2263841?"
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Um...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make 25,000 bucks?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.The maid comes back to the phone.
"What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What! There's no pool here?" "Uh... is this 2263841?"
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This is soooo funny
Written By Naveen on Monday, 11 October 2010 | 10:55
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Reason to never visit a Seven Star Hotel
Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please"
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst
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